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When the joke doesn't land

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When the joke doesn't land

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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    I often blank stare people who randomly spit out annoying jokes or tell me unsolicited life stories so I can relate well to this couple.

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      Well, I think we’ve identified our early favorite for “Most Congenial Lemming”…

      Psst… It’s you. You’re that person.

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        😐

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          OOOHHH LOOK! HE’S DOING THE THING!

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        Honestly, it’s like an unsolicited dic pic for conversation. I don’t want you to butt into my life with some mundane captain obvious joke and I don’t want to talk about the weather.

        Give me an honest smile and a simple hello though and you’ve won my heart.

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          That’s an unfair comparison. OOP wasn’t rude, they weren’t being flirty, it doesn’t even have to be treated as friendly, and most certainly they weren’t being overtly sexual (which a dick pic certainly is)

          Also here ;)

          Tap for spoiler

          This is an unsolicited Dick pic 😂

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            Actually i think you’re right, it was an unfair analogy.

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            Tricky.

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            Lame, I was expecting the dick that blasted in that guys face.

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            Well played.

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          You sound lovely

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      I often blank stare people because I forget to turn my face on.

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        The older I get and the more I see of the world the harder it is to flip that switch.

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      Retail job?

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      You must be fun at parties.

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        Thank you Captain Obvious.

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          😐

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