Why is a crypto dork included in the screenshot when they just copied the first Tumblr comment
It’s actually pretty obnoxious that you think having crypto in a name means they’re into cryptocurrency
Sorry for seeing someone slap their “crypto” name on a screenshot while not adding any value to it and assuming they were a crypto bro and not related to any field of science
Cryptozoology, you know like Cryptids
No that’s part of the post. The tumblr user probably shared the tweet with the text copied under the image to make it more accessible to people that use screen readers.
not an octopus but same idea
They make one for them, too.
“Cats, while having bones, still retain respectable amounts of fluidity.”
So do owls
Owls are just sky cats
I’m sure the big ones just appreciate the added texture to chomp down on. Remember, octopus and squid are short lived murderous carnivores that need lots of food to grow big fast and die. If humbolt squid get the chance, they’d happily eat you. I love these ones that hold the meat together so I can just grab it with my beak and scrape it off with my radula.
We’re Nekro aliens using our space ships to terrorize their world.
Could an octopus get a boner? 🤔
You do not actually require bones to get a boner. You do not even require muscles, it’s all blood pressure
Yeah I know… It was just a poor joke 🤷
hey, it’s alright, I’m not trying to pick a bone with you
octopuses wouldnt know what coal is, the coral was a better word
Why are we talking about coal
I love it when a deep fried jpeg makes someone correct some misspelled keming that’s already correct.
Deep fried or not, it clearly says “coral.”
HP Lovekraken