Top tier title OP
i try
Cuz they are trees
Technically you’re not wrong. Mainly because there’s no agreed upon technical definition of what does or doesn’t constitute a tree.
Most won’t consider it a tree but who am I to judge
Most are wrong then. If you can make toothpicks out of it, it’s a tree.
You can make toothpicks out of anything if you’re willing to find a hard bit in it that can be sharpened or whittled.
Holds up a chicken. Behold! A tree!
bones are trees? o_o
the definition of tree is literally just something that looks like a tree: a woody trunk with branches.
Because there is no such thing ad a tree. A tree is just a way some plants like to grow.
My favorite slightly different perspective today
For me personally it’s this damn neighborhood I came across once called Woodfield. Which one is it??! Woods or a field?! I lie awake at night, guys.
Schrodinger’s landscape
Every lawn would look like a forest if grass were as tall as bamboo. Every forest would look like grasslands if trees were as tall as grass.
Why would she be mad about her partner thinking about other women? Is she insecure?
She’s got a point
