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Mandarbmax@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

cognitive behavioral torture

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cognitive behavioral torture

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Mandarbmax@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • benignintervention@lemmy.world
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    Sometimes I see a string of words that illuminates a way of thinking that would never naturally occur to me and forever after wish I could forget.

    • Carnelian@lemmy.world
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      Idk I think it’s kind of cute

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    Regarding the title: no lie, there was a period of time where if you searched for CBT on bing or search engines derived from it (e.g. Ecosia), the top result was cock & ball torture. Sadly this seems to have been fixed.

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      It sucks getting recommended therapy when all I want to see is a cock getting stomped on.

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      Cock and ball torture was there first. Same as women going for a “facial”, it’s hilarious now because the word is heavily stomped on

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    Make your sub so frustrated, they will resort to make you shut up the only way they can.

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      …murder? 🤨

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        Gotta occupy your mouth some other way.

        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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          …picket line?

          • unalivejoy@lemm.ee
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            Something, involving them not talking, to make you stop talking. Something that a dom and sub might do together.

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              …hotdog eating contest?

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                Yes. “hotdog” eating contest. You can use tacos if that’s what you have on hand.

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                  Watermelon. Low calorie, high amusement, tastes great. Way better than hotdogs or tacos. plus when you’re in practice you can snarf a whole one in a minute, no need even to chew. Gods perfect food.

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      Shitting in the airbnb

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      The poster is a dominatrix whose submissive partner is autistic and wearing a gag. They inflict pain on their partner by making up incorrect facts about the autist’s niche interests.

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    That’s not funny

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    No no no, its Group Cock and Ball Therapy

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