FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 3 days agoThe ability to be spontaneous in life is directly proportion to the size of your bank accountmessage-squaremessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up1356
arrow-up1356message-squareThe ability to be spontaneous in life is directly proportion to the size of your bank accountFenrirIII@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square27fedilink
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up18·edit-22 days agoTo get your final spontaneity ability score, you have to multiply base spontaneity by a factor of 1 –––––––––––– 1 + 1000 * k where k is the number of kids you have.
minus-squaresatans_methpipe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoI’m having a really hard time refuting this equation. It appears to work out even for negative and non-integer values of k
minus-squareWIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoOkay but how would one have negative amount of kids??
minus-squareCookieOfFortune@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoMurder. It’s how many kids you’ve murdered. Therefore you will be in prison and have negative spontaneity.
minus-squareSirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoAh yeah, as a DINK, this is a great formula
To get your final spontaneity ability score, you have to multiply base spontaneity by a factor of
where
k
is the number of kids you have.I’m having a really hard time refuting this equation. It appears to work out even for negative and non-integer values of k
Okay but how would one have negative amount of kids??
Kill someone else’s kid.
Murder. It’s how many kids you’ve murdered. Therefore you will be in prison and have negative spontaneity.
Ah yeah, as a DINK, this is a great formula