Typical two pieces of bread with something inside.
I think 9 bites, unfortunately with only one bite in the centre being crustless.
I didn’t know sandwiches can bite
One
From now on, 25. I actually wish there was bread that had the dividing lines
Americans really will use any measurement before touching the metric system
It’s true.
We’ll make an exception this time 👩⚖️
Just like the misattributed Churchill quote :
You can trust the Americans to do the right thing, after they tried everything else.
… what would the metric unit be? 🤔
The Sandwich
Well, there are 8 bits in a byte, so there must be 8 bites in a sammich, obviously.
Checks out, at least if you represent the string “sandwich” in ASCII.
in 8-bit ascii
It depends on the size of your mouth, the size of bite you take, and the size of the sandwich. But if you’d cared about that you’d have realized it’s a meaningless question before embarrassing yourself by asking here. So instead I’ll you a meaningless answer: 37 ⅚
Don’t think OP has embarrassed themselves.
What if the bread is… Not square?
Bro, nibble the crust first, then there are so many glorious crustless bites. Or just cut it off.
All of them.
I’m sorry.
(Ingredients-1)2 +2
9-12
How can there be -3 bites in a sandwich?
You dropped it or it was stolen by a magpie or gull before you finished.
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