• BalooWasWahoo@links.hackliberty.org
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    23 days ago

    Maybe I’m just grumpy, but by the time the potatoes are finger-licking good, you’ll be quite unalive. Even if the potatoes were boiling first before you went in, you’re still going to have an impossible time not screaming and flailing as you suffer third degree burns in fractions of a second.

    • MimicJar@lemmy.world
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      23 days ago

      Jokes on the witch, I brought my own finger-licking good taters with me into the cauldron. I keep them in pack 'round my waist.

      Plus she’s boiling me frog style, so it’s going to take a while for me to notice.