• Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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    2 months ago

    Can’t be. Stoker described Dracula as a tall, thin, pale, white-haired man with a long mustache.

    Ted Cruz is a short, fat, light brown man with grey hair and an ugly beard.

    Maybe he’s Renfield.