Ted Cruz is count Dracula, I’d still tap though
Can’t be. Stoker described Dracula as a tall, thin, pale, white-haired man with a long mustache.
Ted Cruz is a short, fat, light brown man with grey hair and an ugly beard.
Maybe he’s Renfield.
Doesn’t matter, I’d still fuck Ted Cruzs Dracula lookin ass up, down, and sideways.
This comment chain is a wild ride…
Nah, Dracula is actually cool
Ted Cruz is a walking turd
I wonder what his orgasms sounds like
I can still put together a plan for success.
Step 1, become a dark lord of chaos…
I dunno, this is an ascending scale of innate power. Sounds like privilege to me
You could have a point. I do not think it can be denied that Cthulhu comes with an inherent position of privilege what with him driving anyone who looks at him instantly insane…
They just have more time to waste! The data is misinterpreted! Maybe it’s my mortal-complex speaking.
To be fair, I know at least one interpretation of LotR where Sauron is simply rejecting the elves’ fascism, but what do I know?
The Doctor was in his 200s when he stole his TARDIS.
Or was he? Apparently he’s infinitely old and has regenerated an infinite amount of times or something like that. I can’t even keep up anymore.
I’m out of date, honestly. I dropped during Capaldi and haven’t found my way back yet.
