Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 13 hours agoThis counts as wholesome, right?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up1312
arrow-up1312imageThis counts as wholesome, right?lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 13 hours agomessage-square13fedilink
minus-squareAliceshieldAlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-213 hours agoTed Cruz is count Dracula, I’d still tap though
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·13 hours agoCan’t be. Stoker described Dracula as a tall, thin, pale, white-haired man with a long mustache. Ted Cruz is a short, fat, light brown man with grey hair and an ugly beard. Maybe he’s Renfield.
minus-squareAliceAlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·13 hours agoDoesn’t matter, I’d still fuck Ted Cruzs Dracula lookin ass up, down, and sideways.
minus-squareNielsBohron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 hours agoThis comment chain is a wild ride…
minus-squarecm0002@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·12 hours agoNah, Dracula is actually cool Ted Cruz is a walking turd
Ted Cruz is count Dracula, I’d still tap though
Can’t be. Stoker described Dracula as a tall, thin, pale, white-haired man with a long mustache.
Ted Cruz is a short, fat, light brown man with grey hair and an ugly beard.
Maybe he’s Renfield.
Doesn’t matter, I’d still fuck Ted Cruzs Dracula lookin ass up, down, and sideways.
This comment chain is a wild ride…
Nah, Dracula is actually cool
Ted Cruz is a walking turd
I wonder what his orgasms sounds like