Damn is that a roast? I’d take that as a compliment. Probably has six-pack abs.

Lol bro could make money hand over fist as a sales rep for any company with a remotely competitive product, just showing up to make eyes at people and give the standard pitch, enjoying a hefty sales commission

But he’s out there with Bob the Builder because he’s too dense to be even failing upwards courtesy to having the maximum charisma modifier.