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The elevator is actually out of order, she likes hanging in there, but you leave as soon as you see it doesn’t work
Is she a ghost?
I make brief eye contact, purse my lips to form a half-smile, and nod my head downward. Then i move to an open corner of the elevator, i pull my phone out, and i end my turn.
You forgot to roll for initiative!
Combat hasn’t been initiated. lol
The elevator stops at the next floor and a Chadbro™ enters. He does not notice you, and does not press any buttons on the elevator. He sniffs his pits before posting his hand on the wall beside the woman and whispers something in her ear. Her face changes to disgust and she darts a pleading glance in your direction, silently asking for help.
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I was thinking about this exact scene
Risky click of the day paid off
Damn. Mod removed my comment because it said “boobies”. Surprised yours is still up.
Well, considering the only elevator I take is to a secure area, I’d ask to see your visitor’s badge and inform you civilians aren’t allowed here unescorted.
She IS the escort.
Well, Pac-man was originally called Puck-man. They changed it because… Not because Pac-man looks like a hockey puck. “Paku Paku” means “flap your mouth”, and they were worried that people would change, scratch out the P turn it into an F, like…
Were you the Pac-man guy?
No I was the fuck man guy… wait
I was expecting this to be a video where her tits bounce in an elevator. Thoroughly disappointed.
“I can be done in 7.”
Nothing because I’m taking the stairs
Get in the lift.
Stare while ripping an absolutely rancid fart that strips the enamel off her teeth.
Sharpie my number across her tits and give her “double-guns” on the way out
Thanks for making me laugh!
Going down?
You don’t have the proper PPE for the radiologically controlled area.
I don’t understand. What’s a uniform gravitational field and why does being inside one feels like standing in an accelerating elevator?
This is a joke about Einstein’s form of the Equivalence Principle:
Thanks. Let’s see:
The weak equivalence principle, also known as the universality of free fall or the Galilean equivalence principle can be stated in many ways.
And
“… in a uniform gravitational field all objects, regardless of their composition, fall with precisely the same acceleration.” “The weak equivalence principle implicitly assumes that the falling objects are bound by non-gravitational forces.”[11]
I’m just beginning to understand. I’m not there yet.
The modern mind is in complete disarray. Knowledge has stretched itself to the point where neither the world nor our intelligence can find any foot-hold. It is a fact that we are suffering from nihilism.
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That’s how you can tell if you’re accelerating
