Superfool@lemmy.worldtoScience Memes@mander.xyz•You have 8 seconds.English
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4 days agoGet in the lift.
Stare while ripping an absolutely rancid fart that strips the enamel off her teeth.
Sharpie my number across her tits and give her “double-guns” on the way out
You couldn’t
It’s like a Thriller remake at the bar.
I am into this, but I want at least 1in 3 corners to be taken sideways in slo-mo.
Also, can I have whisky and an 8-ball too?