Blessica Blimpson sounds like a name that someone just made up, but they are just really bad at it.
Real Jake Jortles energy
I think Jarnathan would really appreciate this story.
Omfg if i met someone named Blessica Blimpson i’m not sure i could contain my laughter.
Oh honey, the last name isn’t the (main) problem…
This is why you have conversations about the weird shit you want to do before you get married.
Blimpson isn’t actually anyone’s name though, right?
Blessed 🙏 /s
Make her middle name Allison or Aimie or Anna.
That way she can either go by her middle name, or her acronym:
Bab(s).
… Until she either rewrites ‘Boy Named Sue’ or legally changes her name.
Sounds like from the book “Letters from a Nut”. Great and funny read!
Just divorce her.
My last name is Schmimpson and my daughter Schmessica has never complained.
