Just divorce her.

Blessica Blimpson sounds like a name that someone just made up, but they are just really bad at it.

Blimpson isn’t actually anyone’s name though, right?

Omfg if i met someone named Blessica Blimpson i’m not sure i could contain my laughter.

This is why you have conversations about the weird shit you want to do before you get married.

Oh honey, the last name isn’t the (main) problem…

Make her middle name Allison or Aimie or Anna.

That way she can either go by her middle name, or her acronym:

Bab(s).

… Until she either rewrites ‘Boy Named Sue’ or legally changes her name.

Blessed 🙏 /s

Sounds like from the book “Letters from a Nut”. Great and funny read!