Hey Siri, what’s the LD50 for chicken nuggets?
Amazing
So 412 is the limit. Good to know.
412… and a half?
Then you would be half paralysed.
ya know some things just are better not being fact checked, don’t ruin the vibe
Are you proud of yourself? You ruined it.
I hope you step on a lego every time you get out of bed. Twice. For the rest of your life.
There are plenty other wacko ways people got themselves in the hospital if that’s your kink. The one with the girl that overdosed on gummies because she wanted spicy food was fun.
Thoughts and prayers. Mostly thoughts, with a few prayers here and there.
Steven Segal?
I think we finally figure out how to not poop for three days
Oh that’s easy. Eat a lot of corn, but eat it like a duck
This number will never not haunt me, for better and for worse.