If I had to ask my boss for permission to use the restroom all the time, I’d probably respond the same way.
hmmm. I think I’d go with centipedes. For sheer creep-factor. (more than 8 legs is just excessive.)
Calm down Satan
If I were really satan, I’d reverse the shrink ray and make centipedes large enough to ride. I bet they’d add it to the geneva conventions as a war crime.
Just the fact you thought of this confirms your identity
Ha, fat chance! Your centipede would be discretely drone striked very quickly and the jumbo-wumbo gun research would be used to fuel a new division of the military industrial complex before NATO ever got a chance to add it to the no-no list.
Any large enough insect is relatively easy to kill, you just need a Buick.
It is good to give credit. That is PBF
PKD has a novel in the same vein: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Indefatigable_Frog
