Reminds me of /r/animetitties from the Reddit days.
Since people are saying that reality is becoming ridiculous, there should be a newspaper that says believable fake things like “people are treating climate change seriously” or “everyone is wearing masks and quarantining after covid-19 pandemic”
“Republicans voters appalled lawmakers wants to hurt immigrants more than help American families”
“Elon Musk announces he is joining Bill Gates and many other billionaires in pledging to give away 90% of their wealth in their lifetimes”
“McDonald’s joins a growing movement among companies to prioritize employee happiness and wellness as a means to increase productivity”
“Citizens in both Russia and the United States are calling Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump’s upcoming golf fundraiser World War III”
I feel like a news site from an alternative timeline where people aren’t dicks to each other would be amazing!
They should have a section “not the onion”
While I like this I fear it’s too costly. Good journalism is pricey. And good comedy is pricey. I don’t know how well those two fields overlap. But I know I’ve seen good combos with Jon Stewart and Jon Oliver. So it’s for sure a possibility. I’d pay the onion for real news tbh.
Maybe it can only done by Jon’s.
