Alright, alright. If I had to ask those dipshits something useful, I’d probably ask ‘em what their best recipe for homemade ravioli is. I mean, shit, if they’re gonna sit around on their asses all day typing away, they might as well share some decent cooking tips. Maybe I’ll learn something new and impress the hell outta my wife with some fancy-ass pasta dish. That’d be pretty fuckin’ cool, wouldn’t it?