I stopped doomscrolling and let me tell you i feel really good.
Now you doomscroll lemmy?
I can finish my Lemmy subs in probably 30 min. And I laugh a few times and learn a few things along the way.
I can finish my Lemmy subs in probably 30 min
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Oh you!
I started crying
Continue for at least one hour
Wait, skipped dinner
It better be doordash
Is it possible to learn this power?
So you’re at step 4.
ha
I despise doordash or any of those services… thankfully, I am not that lazy to the point that I won’t even order pizza for delivery, I will go pick it up. My wife, on the other hand, thinks whenever I am not around (go out with friends or some event), it’s a free for all, and I will see like a $80 dollar charge for something stupid that probably would have been like $20 if she went to get it. Nothing drives me more nuts than this waste of money we don’t even have…
My local pizza places have actually started using DoorDash as their delivery drivers and it has me going and picking it up instead
Sounds like you need to talk to your wife, better yet, you guys should be signing up for some cooking classes, it’s a fun and unlimited ROI skill as you will have to eat until you dir.
Not necessarily, I could stop eating until I die.
“I’m depressed and suppressing my bad feelings” starterpack
Replace insta with Lemmy and I’m livin’ the life
You can optimise further by doom-scrolling for another hour while you cry. Multitasking increases productivity and let’s you waste twice as much time in half the time so you can waste even more time.
Well, not “insta”, I don’t want to know things about people (nor support megacorps), … but yeah.
I’m pretty good at almost all of these nowadays but it took me a lot longer to achieve that level of skill
How bout fuck insta.
How bout that.
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