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…and now I’m hungry.

I’m pretty sure, which ever way you do it, balls get dipped first.

Well stop eating all that excess vitamine D and giving him the chance.

*Merkel catches it, pops it open, and gives you that “I’ll see you later”-look.

Chubbyemu made me fear gas station sushi.

Don’t remember granny telling this one.

The man is clearly in a old timey hospital with severe dehydration.

I think I saw this joke for the first time in a sitcom in the 80’s and the sitcom was from the 70’s

Are you 52 years old man who just dreamed of being a child

…or child who is currently dreaming of being 52 years old man.

People your age being married with kinds?

You having a DIY-pringles-fleshlight and a tame sewer rat?

Wouldn’t worry.

+1 40+ knee pain

Is it any better that their profiling is so accurate they can “appear like doing this” by just knowing what devices spend time near us?

Here

-GREEN: GO

-YELLOW: GO faster, but immediately hit the brakes hard as you can, if you get a feeling you don’t make it.

-RED: Take a nap. After it turns green, be so late that only few cars manage to leave.

From 10 feet away I was thinking more like…

Picture quality is so awful that the guy has to be a few centimeters tall.

You can’t judge until you try.

This won’t age well after Trump is finished with NASA and their funding turned in to a bankrupt ready golf resort.

Now he has become a spiderman villain.

How about saying Chinese cars contain monosodium glutamate and it’s very bad for you.