You have to admit that this map is not actually wrong.

Crappiest state is either Mississippi or Alabama. Louisiana at least has New Orleans. Otherwise, not bad.

Lol this is great and frankly hard to argue with. I was inspired to do my own impression of Brazil as an American who’s never been to Brazil.

Here’s my impression of Brazil as an American (I think it’s a country?)

I don’t think anyone has ever been so kind to Mississippi.

MUST BE UNIFIED

Please keep the South Carolinians in their enclosure

Louisiana is definitely low on the list, but Mississippi and Alabama are 1000% worse. It seems like those two constantly fight to be in last place

As a Brazilian, I didn’t even know USA was more than Florida (where shitty brazilians tend to migrate to), New York (what paulistas wish they were) and Texas (bang bang)

I’ve never seen such a great description of West Virginia.

Those lakes do really have a lot to love

please report to your american embassy to claim your honorary citizenship

Tarheel here…nuh uh!

Also a lot of our biggest military bases are in North Carolina. There’s Camp Lejeune, our largest marine base, and to give it it’s full legal name, Fort Bragg I Mean Fort Liberty, a very large army base. Also in the state you’ll find Seymour Johnson AFB.

As a Brazilian, I agree, but allow me to make a slight addition:

Edit: I should have circled near Arizona, I guessed Las Vegas as being up north and I guessed wrong.

I like that military bases has almost no military installations of any kind in it