Something like this. Not springy but rigid. They sometimes come in a set of increasing heights so you can train your jumping height/endurance/speed/etc. A great thing to have if he’s at all interested in track and field, basketball, skateboarding, parkour, or really any sport that involves jumping.

I used to have a blast working on my jumping when I was in high school. It’s a crazy good workout and feels good to progress in I think.

I know you can get them at Walmarts and Dick’s if those exist where you are but they’re sold many places I’m sure.

jump boxes

almost sent this to my friend who’s been super down lately but then decided against it because “that thing you’ve been wanting to do” might be offing himself

there’s a lot of AI based startups promising their investors all sorts of outlandish results. eventually it’s going to become clear that those results are not coming and the investors will come calling.

the left one would look sick with some shades

yes. I decided pretty much that if someone tries to pick a fight and just comes at me with insults right out the gate, I just block and move on. no need to drag it out with jerks who don’t show even the bare minimum human respect.

their idea of nuclear family is more like fat man and little boy

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 gurl go ahead and marry him!!!

petition to ban posts that are just twitter/other website screenshots

yus

not a shitpost

nursing home. seeing two underpaid, coked out CNAs joke around as they stuff into a body bag the naked corpse of a man you were talking to 10 minutes ago really alters your perspective on life.

it ain’t much but it’s honest! egg blows away

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Only one I ever use is the meta AI built into messenger because my friends and I can have it make silly and often extremely cursed pictures that make us laugh

whining about whining. classic!

I had savings. don’t know if I would have quit otherwise

pissing all by yourself, handsome?

live smallpox cultures still exist in american and russian labs.

most people born after 1980 are not vaccinated against smallpox and do not possess the natural immunity boost that would come from environmental exposure to the disease.

in the 1500s the introduction of smallpox into the similarly unprotected peoples of the americas caused an apocalyptic population collapse.

nah no way because my town heavily chlorinates the tap water and that shit reeks like a swimming pool… or is someone pissing in the tap???