Yes. Being $200k in medical debt and paying for your Big Mac in “4 easy payments”
That’s only for in-network restaurants and burger providers
Would UnitedHealth cover this?
Asking as a European
Roll a dice, if it’s 1 or 2 then no.
but this is a coin…
AND BOTH SIDES ARE SANDED OFF
“may the best odds not be in your favor”
… drawn on a paper sheet, so it has no other side (the sheet is blank at the back)
gets a D100
Rolls a 2 anyway
Not last week
Motherfucker of you’re gonna charge me $3,000 per day, I’m keeping the bed.
Needs more gun
Leave him alone. He is using his Freedom and enjoying it.
At this point just rob the mcdonalds.
What are they gonna do? Send you to the hospital?
Guy must be richer than Elon Musk to be able to afford that hospital bed in the first place.
He got that mofo on credit, 48 easy payments!
What type of malady requires one to permanently lie face down such that they require a power-bed to get around?
Spinal cord injury with sacral decubitus ulcer would be the most likely.
Edit: https://www.rehab.research.va.gov/jour/2014/519/pdf/jrrd-2014-01-0027.pdf It might actually be a modified power wheelchair
Butt stuff.
When the McRib is back, you do what you have to do to get one.
This photo is not American enough yet … if he were on his way to a Presidential meeting as the President of the United States and that’s the Secret Service just behind him … then yes it would be tame enough to be very American.
