Nice, thanks!

Damn I know what you mean. It’s dangerously easy to forget how bad a trip was when you’re sober

Hmm, you wouldn’t happen to have a higher res/raw version would you? I kinda want to make this my desktop bg

Didn’t realize birds spoke French

From next year the government will be allowed to scroll for you if they deem it in the interest of national security

An endangered species

They should have done this IRL. It would make pulling it out a load more painful

I think it would keep me from jumping

And saved themselves the $100 for the journey

Are they stupid? They could have just jumped.

The floor is Java

What a good boy

Horny flying bastard

Not just suggesting, the article says that some have even castrated their birds, which I didn’t know was possible

A mug and a signed card to say sorry

Does having the keyboard open register as typing?

Bruh I never thought I’d want to watch one for the plot

You know, i have the same thing – from the belly button down. Every time you shave it it just grows back denser. So I can completely see how he got to this stage.

Link? This sounds good

They need to paint one like a duck for the lolz