Is this even real?
This is a “masturbating is cheating” person, yeah?
I mean, could be masturbating, but after coming home from being out all day?
After the 2nd shake ya better finish the job, ya’know?
ohhhh, that’s why i have such huge balls.
While at it guys, remember that having premarital sex wears your penis out until is as thin as a pencil and you won’t be able to satisfy your future wife. That is why you should save your purity for her 😇
Marriage is for religious weirdos
Uh, no, it’s for a tax break and insurance purposes.
If you break your taxes how will we use them
Nah. The only way to know for sure is by taste.
Personally I go by humidity and vigor
Ummm, that only means he was pissing.
Wish my wife would fondle my nuts daily to check whatever.
Funnily enough this would reduce cheating in men that cheat.
Her loose
How loose
Foot loose
Kick off your Sunday loose
Jokes on you, she blows afterwards so my balls are nice and tight again
Honey, here i am for my ball check.
Dammit, beat me to it!
Lol that was the first thing that popped into my head too.
Don’t play me like a fool
Cuz that ain’t keeeeewwewwlll
While you’re there, they also have a chlorine like musk after load dump.
