lots of cunning linguists in here
already in my nightly routine ✊
Oh no, its the time-travaling genitals
I’m against extended hours for panties. I want panties to get off sooner.
I heard that edible underwear is actually pretty disappointing. Having to spend more time eating them (hours, even!) doesn’t sound appealing.
Also I’d have to stop and pick all that fruit rollup stuff out of my teeth periodically and that’s not very sexy.
What if it was made out of like, string cheese instead
Some food panty material ideas:
Tortilla
Thinly sliced steak
Yogurt (spread it on with a spoon)
Fish fillets
A panty-shaped cool ranch Dorito
Are you hungry my darling deario?
I’m just spitballing here! But yes.
Twizzlers pull-n-peel
Whipped cream
EZ cheeze
peanut butter if no dogs around
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Hey! Edible Underwear!
spoiler
:::I swear to God I had to read this like six times
I still don’t believe you
Eat ‘em while they’re hot!
Eat it like groceries
no wonder they’re so damn busy these days.
