Microsoft Teams isn’t all bad! For example, it bogged down my work computer so much at start up that I would basically get an extra break.

Yes, but he was diagnosed with terminal cancer in 1990. People generally wouldn’t pursue the office if they knew they would die in only a couple of years.

Starring Ewan McGregor Mendel

I found the energy to make a grilled cheese. That probably was about it.

Some people have never even looked at a dang banana

Well I mean people have to strip naked in the laundromat to wash their clothes. What, you guys don’t do that?

For real though, I’d guess it’s just because it’s sort of a meet-cute type of location since patrons may kill time there while their clothes wash and dry and might chat with other patrons while waiting.

Ponzi scheme? Multi-Level Marketing? Pyramid scheme?

This Wilbury really do be traveling

Robert Plant with a dove

Alice Cooper with a chicken (that was then thrashed apart by the audience)

And Ozzy Osbourne biting the head off of a bat

Any other notable instances of rockers with live airborne animals on stage?

Don’t worry, the first scenario also could produce hell on earth for the rest of eternity as well

Two possible scenarios:

1. OP’s autocorrect wrote “returns” when they meant for the post to say “results”, in reference to the U.S. election

2. OP knows that the rapture is happening tomorrow when the pious souls will return to Heaven

Kafka was only appreciated after his death

Been trying to

At first look, I thought he was holding up a bullhorn straight at the camera instead of there being an annular throbber on the screenshot

Save jellyfish by polluting the oceans with plastic

Ads, because even though they waste my time, I still have my money. Also:

What do you think the word “titular” means?

Do note that this is in my “All” videos recommended feed, not just filtered for music

Pokémon Crystal, had been grinding to hatch a shiny Tyrogue out of the gifted Odd Egg. 1% chance of success and it takes about 15 minutes per attempt

Nah, I’m busy performing transgender operations on illegal immigrants that are in prison right now