Nooo, earth chan.
She is NOT FLAT
I thought this was dumb as shit, but now I can’t unsee it. Thanks
Wait a second…
Stupid sexy Flanders
Excuse me while I get my bottle of bleach … I want to try to unsee that … because that image looks like nothing at all
Excuse me while I get my bottle of lotion…
It’s like trying to watch scrambled cable porn in the late 80s / early 90s… if you squint just right, and tilt your head slightly you can see it!
Archive.org has a Spice Channel TV video up that someone must have recorded on VHS. Hard to watch because there’s a lot of flickering from the old tape. Mostly only interesting as a historical footnote. More softcore than I expected; apparently, even on pay per view, the cable companies were only willing to go so far.
Same brother, same…
I won’t be able to see a world map anymore.
Is this…map porn?
The world is a vampire
Sent to drain?
Secret destroyers hold up you up to the flames?
And what do I get for my pain?
Betrayed desires and a piece of the gaaaame
Even though…… I…… Know……
Mother Earth is a MILF.
BILF
Billion-year-old
I’d
Like to
FuckTrust me bro. Humanity is collectively fucking the earth everyday. Some way more than others tho
Milky mommy Gaia titties.
I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me
Oh no it did
Maybe our passion can keep the AMOC going.
Oh yeah… Daddy…keep going. - AMOC
Some people are horrifically down bad
It’s me, I’m some people
You’re not alone brøthêr
Atlantic booba.
Slartibartfast must have been feeling lonely.
Stupid sexy Flanders.
Spain and Portugal: Sure, just act like we’re not even here!
mid-atlantic cleavage.
I believe in the thicc Earth
Come to Cuba for the giant nipple.
Someone do the Pacific
This proves God is into thicc busty women, check mate atheists!