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minus-squarebrlemworld@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·8 days agoI keep meowing at hot guys at the bar and none have taken me home yet 😭
minus-squareSiegfried@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·8 days agoMeow at the moderately acceptably good (minus minus) looking and you may have some luck… but please don’t get offended if we start pspspspsing you, it’s just a reflex
minus-squarefrayedpickles@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·8 days agoDid you try letting them scratch under your collar?
minus-squareIron Lynx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 days agoCan confirm, purring is a sure way I can get attention from my gf
minus-squareNeon 🏳️🌈🇺🇦🇪🇺🏳️⚧️🇹🇼🇮🇱🏳️🌈@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 days agoThen just don’t be gay anymore? Duh
minus-squareeestileib@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 days agoWell then I’ll be your wing person.
I keep meowing at hot guys at the bar and none have taken me home yet 😭
Meow at the moderately acceptably good (minus minus) looking and you may have some luck… but please don’t get offended if we start pspspspsing you, it’s just a reflex
Did you try letting them scratch under your collar?
Works better on girls.
Can confirm, purring is a sure way I can get attention from my gf
I’m gay
Then just don’t be gay anymore?
Duh
Well then I’ll be your wing person.
Now I’m hungry…