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minus-squarebrlemworld@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·2 months agoI keep meowing at hot guys at the bar and none have taken me home yet 😭
minus-squareSiegfried@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoMeow at the moderately acceptably good (minus minus) looking and you may have some luck… but please don’t get offended if we start pspspspsing you, it’s just a reflex
minus-squarefrayedpickles@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoDid you try letting them scratch under your collar?
minus-squareNeon 🏳️🌈🇺🇦🇪🇺🏳️⚧️🇹🇼🇮🇱🏳️🌈@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoThen just don’t be gay anymore? Duh
minus-squareeestileib@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoWell then I’ll be your wing person.
minus-squareIron Lynx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoCan confirm, purring is a sure way I can get attention from my gf
I keep meowing at hot guys at the bar and none have taken me home yet 😭
Meow at the moderately acceptably good (minus minus) looking and you may have some luck… but please don’t get offended if we start pspspspsing you, it’s just a reflex
Did you try letting them scratch under your collar?
Works better on girls.
I’m gay
Then just don’t be gay anymore?
Duh
Well then I’ll be your wing person.
Now I’m hungry…
Can confirm, purring is a sure way I can get attention from my gf