• splinterAEnglish
    3·
    11 months ago

    The Dryer doesn’t accept clothes by default either, only socks. To unlock drying clothes, you need to install a physical add-on which plugs at the back.

    • AliceOPMAEnglish
      3·
      11 months ago

      And it makes a really loud noise that attracts swarms of African killer bees.

      • splinterAEnglish
        3·
        11 months ago

        We conveniently also sell full-body beekeeper suits, perfect for when you’re drying the laundry.

        • AliceOPMAEnglish
          3·
          11 months ago

          In only size xx small

          • splinterAEnglish
            3·
            11 months ago

            We do offer the option to hire an approved Taylor to design a beekeeper suit in other sizes, for a surcharge.

            • AliceOPMAEnglish
              3·
              11 months ago

              A surcharge of your first born son

              • splinterAEnglish
                2·
                11 months ago

                But only if he’s not ugly, we don’t want no ugly baby