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    The Dryer doesn’t accept clothes by default either, only socks. To unlock drying clothes, you need to install a physical add-on which plugs at the back.

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      1 year ago

      And it makes a really loud noise that attracts swarms of African killer bees.

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        1 year ago

        We conveniently also sell full-body beekeeper suits, perfect for when you’re drying the laundry.

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            1 year ago

            We do offer the option to hire an approved Taylor to design a beekeeper suit in other sizes, for a surcharge.

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              11 months ago

              A surcharge of your first born son

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                11 months ago

                But only if he’s not ugly, we don’t want no ugly baby