• Owner_of_donkyEnglish
    2·
    4 months ago

    You know how I know you’re gay? Because you evangelize someone’s feet

    • AliceOPMAEnglish
      2·
      4 months ago

      You know how I know you’re gay? Because you use the incorrect metric system to measure simple shit in complicated ways unnecessary confusing everyone

      • Owner_of_donkyEnglish
        2·
        4 months ago

        You know how I know you’re gay? You hate metres unless we are talking about guns

        • AliceOPMAEnglish
          2·
          4 months ago

          You know how I know you’re gay? You spelled meters, as metres

          • Owner_of_donkyEnglish
            2·
            4 months ago

            You know how I know you’re gay? Your language spells it metres but pronounces it meters

            • AliceOPMAEnglish
              2·
              4 months ago

              You know how I know you’re gay? Because you literally just made that shit up right now.

              • Owner_of_donkyEnglish
                2·
                4 months ago

                You know how I know you’re gay? You made baseless accusation. Reccord yourself saying metres and hear what you said

                • AliceOPMAEnglish
                  1·
                  4 months ago

                  You know how I know you’re gay ? You just said a typical redditor phrase, “baseless acusation” are you now going to explain how that’s also “an undeniable fact of truth” as well ? You can’t get any gayer then that. You also put two c’s in ‘record’ .

                  • Owner_of_donkyEnglish
                    1·
                    4 months ago

                    Aight, fair enough. It is still pronounced “meters” though ;-)