• AliceOPMAEnglish
      2·
      8 months ago

      You know how I know you’re gay? Because you measure shit in centimeters

      • Owner_of_donkyEnglish
        2·
        8 months ago

        You know how I know you’re gay? Because you evangelize someone’s feet

        • AliceOPMAEnglish
          2·
          8 months ago

          You know how I know you’re gay? Because you use the incorrect metric system to measure simple shit in complicated ways unnecessary confusing everyone

          • Owner_of_donkyEnglish
            2·
            8 months ago

            You know how I know you’re gay? You hate metres unless we are talking about guns

            • AliceOPMAEnglish
              2·
              8 months ago

              You know how I know you’re gay? You spelled meters, as metres

              • Owner_of_donkyEnglish
                2·
                8 months ago

                You know how I know you’re gay? Your language spells it metres but pronounces it meters

                • AliceOPMAEnglish
                  2·
                  8 months ago

                  You know how I know you’re gay? Because you literally just made that shit up right now.

  • SJ0English
    2·
    8 months ago

    Is it all the homo butt sex? Because there’s an explanation for that.

    • AliceOPMAEnglish
      2·
      8 months ago

      You know how I know you’re gay? You took this moment to talk about homo butt sex instead of any other topic