• AliceOPMA
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      4 months ago

      You know how I know you’re gay? Because you measure shit in centimeters

      • Owner_of_donky
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        4 months ago

        You know how I know you’re gay? Because you evangelize someone’s feet

        • AliceOPMA
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          4 months ago

          You know how I know you’re gay? Because you use the incorrect metric system to measure simple shit in complicated ways unnecessary confusing everyone

          • Owner_of_donky
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            4 months ago

            You know how I know you’re gay? You hate metres unless we are talking about guns

            • AliceOPMA
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              4 months ago

              You know how I know you’re gay? You spelled meters, as metres

              • Owner_of_donky
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                4 months ago

                You know how I know you’re gay? Your language spells it metres but pronounces it meters

                • AliceOPMA
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                  4 months ago

                  You know how I know you’re gay? Because you literally just made that shit up right now.

  • SJ0
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    4 months ago

    Is it all the homo butt sex? Because there’s an explanation for that.

    • AliceOPMA
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      4 months ago

      You know how I know you’re gay? You took this moment to talk about homo butt sex instead of any other topic