AliceMA to You Know How I Know You're Gay?English · 10 months agoYou Know How I Know You're Gay?message-squaremessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up13
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minus-squareAliceOPMAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoYou know how I know you’re gay? Because you measure shit in centimeters
minus-squareOwner_of_donkylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoYou know how I know you’re gay? Because you evangelize someone’s feet
minus-squareAliceOPMAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoYou know how I know you’re gay? Because you use the incorrect metric system to measure simple shit in complicated ways unnecessary confusing everyone
minus-squareOwner_of_donkylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoYou know how I know you’re gay? You hate metres unless we are talking about guns
minus-squareAliceOPMAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoYou know how I know you’re gay? You spelled meters, as metres
minus-squareOwner_of_donkylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoYou know how I know you’re gay? Your language spells it metres but pronounces it meters
minus-squareAliceOPMAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoYou know how I know you’re gay? Because you literally just made that shit up right now.
minus-squareOwner_of_donkylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoYou know how I know you’re gay? You made baseless accusation. Reccord yourself saying metres and hear what you said
I guess your father told you
You know how I know you’re gay? Because you measure shit in centimeters
You know how I know you’re gay? Because you evangelize someone’s feet
You know how I know you’re gay? Because you use the incorrect metric system to measure simple shit in complicated ways unnecessary confusing everyone
You know how I know you’re gay? You hate metres unless we are talking about guns
You know how I know you’re gay? You spelled meters, as metres
You know how I know you’re gay? Your language spells it metres but pronounces it meters
You know how I know you’re gay? Because you literally just made that shit up right now.
You know how I know you’re gay? You made baseless accusation. Reccord yourself saying metres and hear what you said