Kevin to Hypothetical ScenarioEnglish · 3 days agoYou get $25,000 a week but twice a week, you're abducted by aliens just as you're leaving for work. They'll do weird experiments on you and then drop you off at work two hours late.message-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up112file-text
arrow-up112message-squareYou get $25,000 a week but twice a week, you're abducted by aliens just as you're leaving for work. They'll do weird experiments on you and then drop you off at work two hours late.Kevin to Hypothetical ScenarioEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square8fedilinkfile-text
Your boss will be fine with this but will make you stay two hours afterwards to make up for lost time.
minus-squareBradleyUffner@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoWhat kind of weird experiments? Asking for a friend…
What kind of weird experiments? Asking for a friend…