I’ve always liked the saying “The difference between a million dollars and a billion dollars is about a billion dollars” to really drive it home.

That’s so punk-core.

You say that something may replace IP4, but it won’t be IP6, then you list a lot of reasons why it can’t be IP6, except all those reasons would apply to whatever that something is also.

He sounds pretty cool. Do you know if he’s seeing anyone right now, like in a serious way?

Learning German taught me how messed up non-English languages are. Having to memorize if every noun is either male, female, or neuter just so you can use the right form of “the” with it is crazy.

It’s a trap

I look in the mirror when I have a specific mirror in mind when I say it. Otherwise it’s a mirror.

Tell that to Fedora that keeps resetting the Firefox homepage back to a Fedora news site.

Is it optional or automatic?

He’s a boat builder and a sailor!

For my first house, the bank’s inspector literally stopped his van in the middle of the road, took some pictures with his cell phone through the driver’s window, and drove off. He never even left his vehicle.

Looks kind of like a freshly hatched mayfly.

It’s a common way to emphasize words.

Locker rooms are a little different than bathrooms.

Yeah, but it’s air pressure, not gravity.

What else is an app supposed to do if the server has been updated and is no longer compatible with the app version you are using?

Didn’t all android apps take up your entire screen when you open them?

Middle school science class. We were supposed to be boiling water over an alcohol burner. The kid across from me was getting frustrated because his wasn’t boiling yet. I took a look, and it just looked a little off, so I asked him if he was sure he was boiling water. He gave me a strange look and said that he thought we were boiling the alcohol. Just as he said that, his whole setup went up in flames to the ceiling and all over the table. I’m pretty sure he lost some eyebrows and needed some new pants.

That’s a lot of circles and curves on your desk bro.

What if there are multiple sentences?