I’m sick of waking up in the morning covered in piss. This has to stop. It may have been funny to you at first, but it’s getting really old having to wash my sheets every morning

  • slazer2au@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    3 months ago

    Well it’s clear someone is upset with you. Have you thought about leaving the toilet door open with the light on? That way they can stop bugging you during the night and use the bathroom?

  • Colour_me_triggered@lemm.eeEnglish
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    3 months ago

    I’m drugging you and blindfolding myself on your bed while you sleep. A steady procession of strangers (male and female and anyone in between) perch on the end of your bed and piss in my face. Unfortunately some always gets spilled, but it’d be rude to wake you when you look so peaceful.