Yeah I’m going to go ahead and record this meeting. Please speak up if you object. Because we’ve provided so much psychological safety that there will surely be no judgement or fear of reprisal for those with any hesitation to swim in line with the corporate current. We’re also going to share files in this chat that you’ll have to catalogue and remember - so when someone refers to a nondescript file shared 3 weeks ago you’ll be forced to know exactly which chat and file you’re referring to. Also, put yourself on video. We appreciate face to face communication.

Jewel beetles have beer goggles?

The switching cost point is profound and real. You might just see that same dynamic at your place of employment.

I’ve taken a good portion of that route and there are a few more places deserving of the poo poo label.