Wow! This is my lucky day! Also apparently there are hot single women in my area looking for casual sex!

I always travel at speeds close to the speed of light while I poop

Ah, the world we all hoped for with AI:

AI doing all the fun stuff like art and games and humans get to do the hard work like fixing AI mistakes, fighting wars, and working until we die

This is basically all down to the Trump admin, IF the US gets its shit together soon, maybe it will end in just a stupid, fucked up, almost wwiii, and not wwiii.

US people, please fucking do the thing your entire country is built on and riot against tyranny…

You know the taste when the dentist drills or polishes your teeth? That is you powdered teeth and because they are powdered they have a strong enough flavor.

Check out professor Dave on YouTube, he just made 2 long videos on the topic

I feel like this actually exists as a porn video that I have seen 🤔

I want consistency 😤

Making out and fucking are basically the same and I don’t get why one is tolerated in public and the other is not.

That sucks because Motorola actually is great at hardware

Someone fact-check me, but I’m pretty sure that there is two reasons for it. The first reason as to why all the planets are spinning in the same direction is because when the planets formed there were different planets, or basically small rocks that were going in different directions, but all the different direction ones hit each other and eventually one direction that had more planets became the only direction.

as to why the direction is not up and down, it doesn’t really make sense in space as there is no up and down but there is the direction that the Sun is moving in throughout the galaxy and if that direction is up then the planets are going on the sides and not up and down and that makes sense because the Sun is pulling all of the planets in that direction, so they are dragging along, so they can’t spin in front of it and then behind it.

EDIT: The reason all of the planets are spinning in the same direction is not what I wrote. It’s actually about the fact that they all formed from a single gas disk. So they all formed from a disk that was spinning in a single direction. The collisions actually contributed to the growth of the planets and less so to their direction.

Jokes on you! I do all of that and it still hurts!

The sad truth is that killing a bunch of kids is much easier than killing a single wealthy person.

I’m not ace and I still think all the things we do because we are horny are weird

Now I can finally poop without having to leave the party!

But attacking women from the front would work??

Noted. Attack men from the side, women from the front 😎

Why is it special?

No kink shaming!

What is that?