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Wait, but how did you meet your wife though?

I too choose this guy’s wife.

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My money is on them advertising it as “next Doom game” in the rumor phase, then reveal it as a Quake remake when they announce it. Doom Eternal rather definitively wrapped up the story.

It’s just revealing that we never actually needed a clippy in the first place. An “assistant” in tech isn’t actually as useful as people assumed it would be.

!newcommunities@lemmy.world is all you need to know

Arrrrrrooooooooooo MFER!!!1!!!

Apparently Mr. Ballmer is a real programmer at Microsoft. Even better, he was still working at Microsoft in 2007 when the comic came out, but retired a few years later.

Yeah it’s really good, I was quite impressed all around, and I’ve never been particularly interested in the games.

We’re actually on the far left of all those graphs. If the atmosphere gets anywhere close to 1000, we’re all dead.

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Here’s a few reasons this doesn’t work:

1. Planets are different sizes, electrons are all identical
2. 2 planets cannot occupy the same orbit, but (at least) two electrons with opposite spin can
3. If you have a high speed planet entering the solar system, you can’t transfer some of its energy to another planet and have the rogue planet continue with less energy
4. All orbital energies are possible, not so much for atoms
5. Planetary orbits emit gravitational waves. If electrons produced the equivalent (bremstrahlung radiation) during “orbit”, they would collide with the nucleus hilariously fast. This isn’t a problem because electron orbitals don’t have a physical representation.

The penguin makes forward progress because it depends on an open-source software stack that continuously improves with time, even if the penguin exerts no effort.

I know, my response remains unchanged.

If you aren’t ready to lose the money no matter what, perhaps it’s not the best way to spend your money. Hot air baloons are like boats, they’re for people who need a way to lose money when they have too much.

I used to have a job that was really into the Core Value Index. I thought it was pretty awesome because their categories were really simple and there are only 4 so you can really wrap your head around the whole thing at once.

It’s not a full personality test, it’s more focused on trying to answer the question “How do you want ideas presented to you?” And. “How do you prefer to interpret ideas?” I found myself making meanful changes in how I worked with coworkers where I knew their results, which isn’t something anyone can manage with more complicated tests.

The solution here isn’t to buy brand name, it’s to not buy plastic bags. Put your stuff in hard sided Tupperware or old pasta jars. Brand name plastic bags probably have just as many ptfas.

Arstechnica, please point to a single friendship that started because of AI. I’m begging you, a single shred of evidence of even the tiniest friendship.

1. They’ll give you a $1000 phone under the guarantee of a 2-year contract. That can be considered a type of loan and they can repo the phone if you stop paying.
2. If you stop paying monthly bills, they can only really force you to pay the balance if they have your SSN and can affect your credit score.

I’m not endorsing the practice of ruining people’s chances of buying a home over unpaid phone bills, but it’s a pretty good deal from AT&T’s perspective.