It’s absolutely fake

Larry is the only one who makes me worried about where my wife goes at night.

Why does the horse have 80s glam metal hair?

My younger cousin once came back from a fishing trip at a local pond in Nebraska and kept talking about the butt fish and how its face looked like a butt. So you’d ask him what he meant and what did it look like, and then he’d drop his pants and moon you and run away.

His name was Garrett, and now he’s married and took over the family ranch. I wonder how his wife puts up with him.

I want to fuck that snake

Just rewatched the 13th floor this week, it’s SO close to being excellent, but doesn’t quite reach what it could be capable of.

Fun flick, main actor is better than I remembered.

Came here for this

What a terrible way to go.

I recently asked if she could pop a zit I couldn’t reach on my back, and she said she “preferred not to, as it’s a bit gross”.

Should I break up with her?

PBF still coming out with bangers is always a pleasant surprise.

Look man, this is a well written post, but coming into a bloodborne community and saying you like a DIFFERENT game more (and especially once not made by Fromsoft) is intentionally inflammatory.

I’m not saying you’re wrong, but this is obviously done in bad faith.

Girl is crazy and you’re telling him that him being RATIONAL is problematic? Get the fuck out of here.

He’s leaving out a key element in the process here.

King Triton was dropping fucking LOADS.

HENRY DAVID THOREAU

I ain’t saying shit