Dribble and filth, sir.

Best of luck against the coming storm, parks department

Imagine a creature that makes you feel bad for spiders

The one from Beavers and Butthead?

And “whoever pours just enough into their cup to leave 1/10th a cup in the pot to avoid making more is the office asshole, because lo, he is also the one eating other people’s food”

The part I don’t get is that there are so many cool, real conspiracies out there to be explored

It also says the bezels are gone, but the photo looks like massive bezels. Feel like I’m missing something

In my superimposed reality, OP’s name is Mariposa, the Web comic is named Nectar, and butterfly guy said he was fluttered not flattered

They did. It’s Baca. Which means berry. Or maybe cow. Naming stuff is hard

A way out is brilliant! Definitely for a mature audience

You can’t always get what you want

My dad ate a ding dong a drank a Pepsi every single day for decades. He’s going strong at 85, but it was the stones that made him quit

Can we come up with the worst possible hacker nickname for this trash human.

“WBL hacker” world’s biggest loser or some shit

Shelve it with that animal shit coffee

Misfits is not really what you’re asking for, but is a more light hearted a-typical superhero show about people who were sentenced to community service all accidentally gaining super powers. They mostly use their powers selfishly but not in evil ways. It’s pretty well done as far as character growth

I don’t know what the fuck you just said. But you’re special, man

Kind of a fast action rock paper scissors we call shoot-load-shield. Maybe people called it 007

Two players face each other, tap twice in their lap or on a table with both hands, then have to choose an action:

Load - point thumbs over your shoulder. This loads your weapon

Shoot - make double pistol hands toward your opponent. This fires your weapon

Shield - crossed arms in front of your chest. This blocks your opponents shot.

You have to load before you can shoot, and if you shoot you have to reload. Most people load first round since you are both unloaded to begin with.

To incentivize not just shielding every turn, you can play with the rule that if you load six rounds without shooting, you get a shield penetrating bullet. But we rarely did that because people would shoot just for fun anyway.

Here’s a video of kids learning to play. Skip to about a minute to see it in full action. We play much faster: https://youtu.be/rNugwEOZ3JE?si=oqoDETuUVdQvG4vh

Side note: looking for a video, a kid had made a tutorial that added “reflector” that bounces your opponent’s shot back. I like that idea if you have to reload the reflector, too

Thanks for the advice, but I’m not gonna put anything illegal on my work computer!

Cool to know. I was playing an audio version read along for students on my school computer (our district uses ublock) and it decided today they needed to hear some product placement in the middle of a tense reading of button button.

Waiting for fox news and Trump to blame immigrants for these results