There are niches for everything on tiktok. Best way to deal with them is to not engage.

[Bernie] may be old, but he’s still mentally intact.

At that age mental acuity can go fast. I would vote for Bernie over Trump or Biden in a heartbeat, but I would rather have someone younger.

Dude’s got more than enough on his plate, but maybe we could find an American comedian who plays piano with his dick

I love militant descriptivists

I love militant descriptivists

It’s late at night. You cut through Sharon Gardens Cemetery. As you walk past a grave the grass starts to shift and heave. An arm comes out of the ground, followed by a head, shoulders, torso, and the rest of a body. The zombie shuffles to its feet and starts stumbling towards you.

In a shrill voice it says: “A TALENT AGENT IS SITTING IN HIS OFFICE…”

Here’s the Shia LaBeouf song, it’s excellent if you haven’t seen it, or if you have: https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI?si=xeEavk2sLojwHH_t

Actual cannibal, Shia LaBouf

It’s a variant of Soup Time: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/soup-time

High pitched voice: You fart helium!?

You should probably ignore that

Holy shirt balls!

Urrectum

Etymologically, the name is usually said to derive from the oblique case of a Proto-West Germanic root: *gīsl “hostage, pledge”

Well that’s some nominative irony

Seven of Nine, Tertiary adjunct of uni(tary) matrix Zero One

The lesser of two weasels

Don’t believe me? Ask the dishes

If the Good Die Young, by Tracy Lawrence

“Cause I’m gonna live forever if the good die young”

Code switching is pretty common, but this sounds like something different since she’s using different accents with the same people.

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