Gotta return a voicemail from my funky friend frank
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Cake day: June 16th, 2023
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6·1 month agoI was like 9 and in a new school. My aunt died in a car crash that October. Days later, we’re at the most famous haunted house in the city, my parents had agreed to something months prior.
Anyway, 9 years old, horror house, haunted secret hallways, scary basements. October.
I don’t know what that means but, it always makes me feel something.
3·1 month agoThis explains so much about me…
My buddy and I have a whole list of these…I started calling them masonism’s because he messes them up so often lol
“I don’t give a shit if he wrote the Mona Lisa!”
“I’m not attached to my hip!”
“I’m taking my own life…into my own hands!”
“How’s that for apples?”
“There’s not enough meat to play with”
“That’s a hit…and a miss!”
“If it weighs anything to you….”
“Jesus Christ! That’s slave robbery!
“Welp, I’m going to get hard at work”
“I’m making shit up out of my ass.”
“He was flopping back and forth” (flip flopping)
“I’m going to go tell this kid a piece of my mind…”
“Oh, here you go….you’re going to piss on my parade!”
“Don’t count your chickens before they turn into eggs.”
“Well isn’t that the horse calling the kettle black”
“Does a fat kid shit in the woods?”
“I can sleep through a rock!”
Ibanez AZ series guitars? Yea I know them like they’re in the back of my hand…”
“There’s a lot of onions to that…”
“I’m pulling it off my head”
“Knock the balls off!
-knock it out of the park/socks off
“That’s a double sided sword!”
“You can’t lead a horse to fish…”
Fuck yea for Doug!
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“That would be fun but after that I have to xxxxxxx for my mom, then….xxxxxx”
Imply the ‘no’ - that would be butttttt nope.
2·3 months agoIt keeps me dry where I need to be dry, if that’s what you’re asking 😂
I bought a couple 6 packs of champion boxer briefs from Costco over a year ago and they are great. So great I got some more.
I think $15, moisture wicking, they stay tight and not loose.
54·3 months agoI remember there was actually a scientific article written about this. If I recall, it’s something about your brain/subconscious knowing that you are close to a toilet
6·3 months agoThey don’t make em like they used to
Dude shot his shot
Played outside with friends almost every day.
9·4 months agoI remember watching an episode and then reconsidering my life decisions
9·4 months agoMy delivery charge is $4.99
Edit: I’m also in indiana
Hey man, ever heard of a paragraph?