Different radioactive materials have different half-life periods.

So petty. I love it.

I’ll ask Andrew Wakefield what he thinks

People make such a big deal of naming their kids. Just give them regular old names and call it a day. How about Paul? I guarantee everyone will feel indifferent to it, so it’s a winner.

Your mom is so fat, were she to collapse into a black hole her schwarzchild radius would be 0.5 meters. Does not quite roll of the tongue, does it?

Just turn it into plasma. At this point it should become 100% sterile. Follow me for more simple cooking tips.

It’s pronounced knock-e, right? I’ve mispronounced it as a joke so long that I can’t remember the proper one

Damn, even as a Linux user I get tired with all these “windows bad” posts. Yes, we all know it sucks. No lemmy user wants to use windows.

My favorite quote will always be: “Blast off, it’s party time and we live in a fascist nation”

You drive a hard bargain

Everyone’s all about that unlimited economic growth, but if unlimited growth happens in your body, it’s suddenly a bad thing? Grow up

It giveth and it taketh. Honestly pretty fair, I think we get a good deal here.

But I think it’s not about chicken at all. People just don’t know which creature on earth laid the first egg, so the chicken is just a stand-in. As chicken are the species we most associate with eggs for obvious reasons. What came first: the first egg or the first egg-laying creature? Has to be the egg-laying creature, but then how did that get born?

Cosplay L

Are some spiders poisonous? Are all animals that are venomous also poisonous? Also I’d like to say that there is no linguistic difference between the two in some languages. There is no distinction between the two in German for instance. It’s either giftig or it isn’t.

The guy who gave Wolverine the Adamantium?

Prone

RIP in pieces Stack Overflow

Boing: challenge accepted

You are gonna test the software for a multi-billion dollar cooperation and you are gonna like it!