I was gonna say to start laying off when it gets to 165F, I don’t think residual heat will help in this case 😁

Spiderman from the darkest timeline

“I shouldn’t have done that!”

That’s better than any excuse I can think of for Trumps “dance”

…with that blue stripe, just complete the oblivious look

If this situation happens to you, just step back and remember it’s your own fault 🤙🤙

I know I’ll be one of 'em eventually 😁

As rough as he looks, he still looks good for 80!

As an athiest, go get on Jesus’ good side and hope for a better afterlife

You’d almost think the wikipedia article on the movie was made up 😂

That scene where she’s using the accu-puncture needles on him gives me chills to this day, it was tough to get through back then

So now that’s giant spiders and cable companies?