Bob

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I don’t think this answer is really in the spirit of “no stupid questions”.

They’re no turnips; they’re daikons.

I agree it’s surprising that people can smell ants as a genetic quirk, but it’s not typing-what-the-fuck-in-all-caps surprising.

The shipping forecast?

https://nl.wiktionary.org/wiki/bokitoproof Well well!

It makes the game harder and all. I got stuck for ages when I first played Bloodborne until I read somewhere that you can just spend the insight to lower the difficulty.

You’re going in the chokey for using an obscure abbreviation without saying what it means.

An uncle of mine used to be in the TA (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Army_Reserve_(United_Kingdom)) and he said he’d learnt there how to just fall asleep as and when.

I do like an olive now and again.

One place I work currently is 10 minutes away by bike, through a park. It’s lush!

In a similiar vein: have you heard the one about the baker with smelly hands? He kneaded a poo.

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“Cat carrier” vs “puss papoose”

Also nice sliced and pickled.

Although I like the idea of a drug smuggler typing “as per my previous email…”

Physical attacks, as opposed to what? Chemical warfare?

I’m a freelance chef.

• Fairly well paid (I can work parttime and still pay the bills).
• I’m ridiculously self-disciplined and stress-resistant so I find it quite easy.
• I get to see behind the curtain at a lot of restaurants.
• I’ve built something of a local reputation and a circle of friends in the industry.
• Being good at cooking, organising, and leading people is in itself very satisfying.
• People find me more attractive because of it, haha.

I’m just sick of making money for other people and sort of sick of working evenings. Oh, and people are always asking me to cook for them. Otherwise, I’m fulfilled. It’ll be time for me to look at setting up my own place soon enough.

You do that kind of arithmetic quite often if you work in a kitchen.