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Boomers

Watchout for those oxylates, I’ve heard too much peanut butter is hard on the liver and kidneys

I made a nextdoor account recently for my small business and one of the first posts I see is boomers decrying the closure of a small prop leaded plane toy airport closing to make way for apartments.

Wah traffic, Wah my homes value, Wah crime rates.

These people are fucking obsolete.

Personally I think the most insulting part is the price.

They make them big to try to justify it, but its still a bullshit high profit margin food.

I think people just like them because they are very fresh. Most places just sell you some cookie in a box made a couple weeks ago in a factory somewhere by robots so it is marginally better than that in theory.

I hate crumble cookies as well. Weak unsatisfying texture, and way too sweet before they even add all that syrup shit. Also they’re too big, I take like one bite and the sweetness is already unbearable.

Looks like you’re bok bok blocked 😎

I once blocked someone who gave me unsolicited advice on how to cook a chicken.

I’ve been sharpening my knives for a year or so now, but last week i bought this piece of plastic with the angles for different knives on them and it leveled up my sharpening game significantly

Isn’t this what the guy did on accident in the movie 10,000 B.C.

Solo proved that to me, the whole mystery of han just completely washed away by making a single film that shows every reason for everything about him.

Its like they were just going down a checklist

“Oh so we do the kessel run, and how he met chewey, and get this we show why his last name is solo and its just the lamest shit ever, oooh oooh lets also give him a love interest that was never referenced again ever!”

“WRITE THAT DOWN PATRICK ALL OF IT”

like the key and peele sketch about gremlins 2

Don’t know why you got so many downvotes, this douchebag ruined starwars for me. I didn’t even see 9 in theatres because he completely ruined luke and everything the OT built.

Im not even going to talk about his skills as a director, he completely misunderstood luke and completely destroyed his character by turning him into an old jaded man.

I can look past anything else he did in that boring movie, but to me luke was starwars so none of it matters anymore.

My family left Iran before I was born and I’m grateful they did. What could we have done to change the country from within? Unfortunately nothing.

Water? Fish shit in it.

Y’all gotta chille

Most shit will cause lung cancer if you make it into a powder and inhale enough of it.

I dun wont et

I kill every bug in my home with the hope that they evolve to fuck off, its just my natural selection

Bad ass

Doesn’t this imply that the flower is polinated by bird cocks. Think about it a bird fucks one flower or starts to before realizing, and then later he fucks annother flower thus spreading the pollen of the first flower.