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To be fair, I’ve been on there calling the fascists and Trump apologists out. The pennies they get from ads pale in comparison to the fact I bought a Tesla years ago womp womp 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🫤

I lowkey wanna try it out. If I do, I will send pics. (It will be off brand.)

I just put on full self driving while I mess with the touchscreen. I’ve only hit 4 toddlers max in the last couple weeks.

Ah yes, the classic WHEN IF/ELSE function

I think it’s fitting. He himself would be physically fine whilst everything collapses around him when the floor drops out.

Eh, he might be a cis het white Christian who hates what’s going on?

I hear what you’re saying, and you’re 100% correct, but I think most people will realize it’s a figure of speech, and easier to say than “Via the process of gene mutation trial and error over many, many generations of tigers, spots have developed on their ears that look like eyes, resulting in predation from behind being discourged.”

That’s Butte and Yolo for me.

I have taught my kids to communicate with me entirely in Morse code via blinking.

It’s perfect as it’s nigh impossible to be interrupted, and back-talk doesn’t matter because they look too stupid to even get upset about.

Weeeell, sheeiiiiit

I wanted to ironically say something mean to you, but I couldn’t bring myself to do it :(

Hey, how about that somewhat rushed mrna vaccine 😅

To be fair, fuck getting covid, plus there was significant related research, so I’m vaccinated…but also…👀

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I doth say, that would verily be low-key lit

Wow. Those words are so wild that my mind just defaulted to thinking the image was AI generated.

I sure can’t wait to get my hands on a speciaaltje kassouffle.

I think it’s cute you think that’ll take 200 years 😝

¥380 for yaki onigiri. That better not just be for one

Bro, look at "かける (kakeru)” in Japanese. It’s a verb with a bajillion different meanings depending on context. Kill me.

As a native English speaker, uuuuhhhhhhh

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