I’ll bet you three double stuffed Oreos it’s stalled before the inauguration.

BAAH. BA Ba ba BAH!

Don’t be ashamed. Embrace the beautiful roar of your mighty little three-cylinder nugget. Let The raucous tones flow through your veins and release that sweet sweet dopamine when you jam the throttle pedal to the floor.

No Doc Holliday?

Actually it’s lieutenant Colonel Buzz Killington to you, scrub.

In Asia and Europe, yes. IDK about other places.

They are still popular and most cities have a club if you want to learn about them 😁

One of my favorites

HEy aMIgO!! Lemme ride the ZOnKey!! VAMANOS! Cien pesos!!hiccup

I bet you’re fun at parties

Good on ya m8! Double bonus points if it’s a manual.

Ally and AJ

No worries. I wish you green gardens and peaceful sunsets.

Covetousness is the primary motivation behind adultery.

Thanks for your excessively unnecessary put down. Don’t worry though. No matter how hard you try, you won’t be able to stop me from enjoying my life and bringing joy to others. Why are you obsessed with shit btw?

Terrible things happen to people you love, you have two choices in this life. You can laugh about it or you can cry about it. You can do one and then the other if you choose. I prefer to laugh about most things and hope others will do the same. Cheers.

Not my proudest fap…

Antifreeze

Look at all those happy little trees! This is stunning OP

I would chill more, sleep around more, enjoy college more, and probably choose a different career. Also bet big on the Chiefs winning some Superbowls.