*physical rejection 😔

just call me …

Maybe?

At least she doesn’t help you cross the street. Yet.

“Is your lunch soft enough? Should I cut it up for you? We have a blender back in the kitchen if you want?”

Rejection hurts 🤕

I haven’t. Did I miss much?

I’ve been attached by geese though.

Those idiots pee all at once and then water it down. Look at it! They’re completely insane! You could piss on so many lawns with that!

I figured that out yesterday, but it took me some time and I was really confused.

“Are we the bad guys? I didn’t even know we traded drugs!”